Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted: November 17th, 2005 | Author: indianropetrick | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
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