Why did the chicken cross the road?

Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?…